This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.
houston we have a problem. im not an astronaut and i got on the wrong plane
“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
(Source: teenhumor)
everything is au and nothing hurts
Oh my holy fuck…I’m never gonna get this out of my head now.
school
finals
papers
work
responsibility
life
A perfect representation of how I feel about all of these things.
(Source: bubonickitten)
Yeah. He was an asshole. You can unfollow him if you need to. BUT HE HAD TO FUCKING DISABLE HIS ASK BOX. STOP SENDING HIM FUCKING HATE. Tumblr *should* be a place where you can express you opinions without getting hate. Yeah *his* opinions may not be the same as *your* opinions (they aren’t the…
I agree he is entitled to his own opinion, and I actually understand what he’s saying. I don’t think that’s why lots of people are so angry (idk though! I’m not so up to speed on this) is because of how ridiculously rude and vulgar he was about it. Like a simple ” Nah man I don’t feel like doing that cosplay ect” would’ve sufficed, but he went on to insult many people. Idk, that’s all I saw. I don’t think people should further bully him though because that kind of sucks. :)
sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
(Source: raigau)
AWWWWW
This is just too cute it hurts
girl has more game the i will ever have
I didn’t know I wanted this until now.
clothes are optional.
So down for this.
how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit
just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT
anyone want to play with me? ;)
I totally would. My bucket list as well.
no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.
For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away
why not just use fake blood
Or real blood
well it started out as a cute idea…
(Source: mcschloemer)